When Supernatural fans get children
  • Mom: Good night, sweetie.
  • Child: Mommy, I'm scared.
  • Mom: Of what?
  • Child: Of ghosts...
  • Mom: Wait right here.
  • Mom: *goes to the kitchen*
  • Mom: *comes back with a bag of salt*
  • Mom: *makes a line of salt all around the child's bed*
  • Mom: *throws some salt under the bed too because those bitches might be under it you'd never know*
  • Mom: Done. Now you're good to go.
  • Child: Thanks mom. But what about demons?
  • Mom: Sweetheart, there's a demon's trap all around your entire bedroom under the carpet since we bought the house.
  • Child: Thanks. I love you, mom.
  • Mom: Love you too, good night. The angels are watching over you.
  • Child: The nice angels.
  • Mom: The nice angels.


babyferaligator:

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

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sweatydollglows:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

I would swoon

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